The pathetic sum of my vacation thus far:

• Tissues: On box number 3 currently.
• Pills: A great variety. Have had Ponstan for fever, Panadol extra, some basic flu-related ones and the mandatory sore throat lozenges.
• Thermometer: A useless one that keeps pointing out I have hypothermia when I don’t.
• Sleep: I have forgotten state of wakefulness.
• Tea: I sleep too much to drink it.
• Food: What is food again?
• Dreary English weather: Non-existent. Like a bad joke, it’s sunny every goddamn day.
• Farnham: I know the way to Sainsbury’s, but otherwise since I’m home all day I might as well be anywhere.
• Beads: 0

A visit to the doctor today is inevitable. Would you believe that I’m actually looking forward to that?